My Apple Tablet Predictions

I will now hold up my prophetic finger and document my calls on the
upcoming Apple tablet, because those who know me expect this, and I
might as well get it out of my system. Let the Internets bear record
of this Digital Strategist!

Point by point for future scoring/analysis:

* This will be Steve Jobs magnum opus, the realization of his earliest
personal computing dreams wizened with decades of experience (read:
previous failures and success sharpened skills), culminating in
another dramatic shift in computing that changes the world, again. I
don't think he has much life left in him, this will start his second
revolution and he can now sit back and transfer the reigns of power
(this is why I will buy this "first generation" one, as next
generations might not have the benefit of his oversight).

* The tablet will run an expanded version of the iPhone OS. Not
specifically a new branch, just an expanded, beefier version for the
tablet hardware. Think iPhone OS+.

* The multi-touch gesture library will be expanded upon. We've had
our iPhone primer, now for more finger-vocabulary advancement.

* Apps will need to be dependent on the concept of "variable
resolution" and will scale to both iPhone and tablet. This provision
has already been included in the core of the OS for quite some time.
iPhone apps will upscale as a baseline, but tablet apps will be more
robust and limited to only the tablet.

* The tablet will usher in the next generation of Graphical User
Interfaces. The desktop/window/folder metaphor that all current OSes
offer is amazingly complex (have you ever tried to teach these
concepts to a n00b? They might remember 10% of what you say/show.
Now hand them your iPhone and see the difference!). The multi-touch
OS/hardware combo decreases the abstraction as the device itself is
radically transformed with every app launch into a simple device for a
specific purpose. Welcome to the next generation of GUI.

* The tablet will radically transform multiple industries. From
medical to technical to retail to education. Combine robust computing
power, mobile data, location awareness, audio visual input/output,
spacial orientation recognition, and an advanced SDK and you've laid
the groundwork for untold breakthroughs.

* The tablet will become the defacto interface for many things- from
the obvious ecosystem of "dockable" items such as sound systems to the
future of anything that could utilize a custom multi-touch interface
with all the included hardware benefits- advanced car interfaces,
medical devices, machine/robotic controls, home theaters/security
systems, education delivery, etc. Everything physical that is
mechanical or electrical will have the option of docking the tablet,
to the point that many things will come out "headless" or "brainless"
and become extensions of the tablet itself.

* Two pricing options: one subsidized around $600 associated with a
carrier or two, and another unsubsidized around $1,000.

* I'm not so concerned about carriers, they are destined to just be
dumb utilities. The market has shifted- people now pick the hardware
first, instead of picking a carrier. People will demand their data
like they expect water, gas, and electricity. Economies will force
the carriers downfall from profit-whores whose battle cry is "ARPU!
ARPU! " (Average Revenue Per User) to "we are the cheapest!"

* A front facing camera that enables video chat. Look for this to
physically flip forward when needed to act as a real photo/video
camera.

* One hardware version- meaning mobile data potential built in whether
you use it or not. Potentially premium models with more memory.

* Aluminum "unibody" manufacturing techniques utilized.

* Dock port only, no USB. Despite the rumors, I don't think there
will be two dock ports.

* Blue tooth keyboard can/will be utilized.

* Dock dongle to DVI/VGA for external monitor hookup providing HD video output.

* Apple bought a chip maker a while back, look for custom silicon with
built-in H.264 video compression/decompression built-in. This makes
sense on many levels- battery life, strong media usage (videos + video
chat), etc.

* The marketing will not focus too much on the hardware of the device,
rather a balance between capabilities and partnerships with media
companies.

* Publishers will have partnered with Apple to provide eBook content.
This is a hype-train that will be lauded as a "Kindle-killer." The
use of this device for reading old-school books will be limited.
Battery life with the color screen will limit its ability to really
perform in this sector. The real frontier will be the emergent gaming
and enhanced content apps that will leverage what the hardware can
provide.

* I'm favoring the branding "iPad" over "iSlate." It's a hard call-
The Steve strong-armed away the term "iPhone" but wasn't successful
with the AppleTV's "iTV" so it could go either way… but I say "iPad"
FTW.

* Apple's stock shoots up, WAY up. My virtual stock keeps on rockin'.

I've held off publishing many of these thoughts for months, but now
that we are hours away I figured I'd get them out there!

Where do you think I'm off? What did I miss?

Posted via email from Chris Carlston

Birthday Vacation Coworker Notification

If you add the first and last couplet of years in any year since the
year 2000, you'll know how old I was that year.

This year, 2010, I'll be 20 + 10 = 30.

In 2001, I was 20 + 01 = 21.

In 2030, I will be 20 + 30 = 50.

Amazing. Kinda like me.

Too bad it's all going to end in 2012. Sigh. Stupid Mayan calendar.

Disappointingly to some, I will likely return to work the [x]. I'll
happily receive your lavish presents that day. The [x] happens to
also be my wife's birthday. She also abides by the previously stated
law and is thus also consequently amazing.

If by chance she requires my presence on her birthday (not unlike
Matt's wife this week), know that I like her more than all of you
combined, and I will comply. Surely I'll let you know sometime late
in the night over the weekend so all your phones will beep just as you
are on the edge of sleep, invariably pissing you all off.

My deepest sympathies reach out to your lost sleep. Muhahahahahahaa!

Ahem.

To those dinosaurs without the privilege of owning what is
contemporarily known as a "smart phone" I detest you. Seriously, get
connected. (Matt and Brian, I actually love you guys, despite your
luddite roots that keep you anchored to such anachronistic devices, so
you are excluded. Kind of. And your time is running out. Soon.)

In closing my friends, I claim all rights to having any and all types
of so-called "mid-life" crises this year (and hereto forever after),
seeing as though as my parents seem to be dying off rather early,
foretelling my inevitable short lifespan. The obvious litany of "new
year's resolutions" follow: I promise to be stranger-er. I promise
to work harder on working smarter and thus consequently working less.
I promise to welcome our robotic overlords with the proper deferential
attitude in order to gain their trust in order to be in a position of
trust to finally be able to save the world with a cunning failsafe
resistant kill shot. I promise to continue to be defiant of authority.
I promise to only use love as a motivator, because it is the only
true change-agent. I promise to be me.

In short, life is short- love the things you do. I love you guys, but
I am certainly not going to "do" you, so quit getting excited Jeff.
Just take that for a grain of thought and wonder in amazement as the
world becomes a better place due to my overwhelmingly positive
influence in this new year.

May all your paradigms be rocked, may creativity rule your heart, and
don't forget to rock out.

Adieu,

-CHC

Posted via email from Chris Carlston

Best.Toy. Ever - iPhone operated mini helicopter

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I got sketched in a meeting today:

Illustration curtesy of Jeff Olsen, Chief Creative Officer of Rare Method.

Sent from my iPhone

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My baby girl is already FIVE months old!!!

Sent from my iPhone

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